After a career spent telling stories with a camera for newspapers worldwide, I decided to take the plunge into early retirement before journalism completely dissolved under my feet. Since I was pushing 60, it was less of a "plunge" and more of a controlled slide. Now, I’m trading lenses for words to document the hilarious pitfalls of getting old(er) in a society that doesn’t care. Expect plenty of trips down memory lane. I promise to keep it entertaining or die trying. (OK, not really die)